May 2013
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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padfootandprongles: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ no it isn’t fortnight...
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Everybody is in a relationship/is in love.
sodamnrelatable: I’m just here like:
May 21st
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May 20th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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Minnesota 'ice tsunami' caught on camera →
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Minnesota.
May 14th
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May 14th
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lilinternetwarrior: shopping at the mall the other day when suddenly  tribble purse
May 14th
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May 13th
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May 12th
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brolininthetardis: sometimes this site makes me forget what bendywick candlebatch’s real name even is and then i remember that you don’t need to know butterburger custardsnack’s real name for people to know you’re talking about bennyjet crumplebunch
May 12th
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me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
May 11th
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reginacordium: Well Mr. Darcy and I are basically the same person bc I like to stare at attractive people from afar and I’m really bad at making conversation
May 10th
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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May 1st
April 2013
44 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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So the human race have been violently killing the...
lilinternetwarrior: purple-shirt-of-sex: auniverseofimpossibilities: viathevoid: But WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE BODIES? All those time you think you tripped over thin air… nO godDAMNIT TUMBLR
Apr 26th
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