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gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthe...

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:28:44 -0500

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

Once upon a time I explained to someone that fruit = plant ovaries. They didn’t eat fruit for a whole year.

yuyamatsushitafanclub: Backstage from the Black Butler musical!...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:46:46 -0500

yuyamatsushitafanclub:

Backstage from the Black Butler musical! Gotta say, loving Yubastian’s black nails XD

Source:Takuya Ide’s Ameblo

ASH GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO THIS EVENING

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Wed, 15 May 2013 17:37:52 -0500

neil-gaiman: mercurialme: I knew y’all would have a gif set of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:33:22 -0500

neil-gaiman:

mercurialme:

I knew y’all would have a gif set of this by morning.

Truth.

duessa: OH MY FRIGGIN GOD IT’S A SOOT SPRITE

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:38:22 -0500

duessa:

OH MY FRIGGIN GOD IT’S A SOOT SPRITE

anewdayfornewmusic: Brave / Sara Bareilles

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:31:01 -0500

anewdayfornewmusic:

Brave / Sara Bareilles

Minnesota 'ice tsunami' caught on camera

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:38:52 -0500

Minnesota 'ice tsunami' caught on camera:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Minnesota.

radiergummi: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspeedsound: lu...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:12:25 -0500

radiergummi:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

Seriously, you guys, my brother and I decided several years ago that the actual protagonist of the HP universe was Hermione Granger, you just can’t fully see and appreciate how singularly brilliant and clever she is unless you see her and her actions through someone else’s (harry’s) eyes

missvoltairine: missangelarenee: omg I had a dog named...

Tue, 14 May 2013 06:08:41 -0500

missvoltairine:

missangelarenee:

omg I had a dog named wishbone growing up, he looked exactly like this

memoriessss

I have seen those hats in person, one of my mom’s old friends from college worked on the Wishbone costumes and she got to keep all the hats

this is pretty much the only brush with celebrity i have ever had that is blogworthy and i am totally gonna keep bringin it up whenever i see wishbone on my dash

celebrity dog hats

lilinternetwarrior: shopping at the mall the other day when suddenly tribble purse

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:57:28 -0500

lilinternetwarrior:

shopping at the mall the other day when suddenly

tribble purse

togetherwecanrecover: sammneiland: mybuttisaurus: i-justreal...

Tue, 14 May 2013 05:15:48 -0500

togetherwecanrecover:

sammneiland:

mybuttisaurus:

i-justreally-like-cats-okay:

Calming CAT!

oh my god it is calming

i think we could all use some calming cat right about now.

He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 17:28:31 -0500

hellyeahscarleteen: Sometimes people have a hard time...

Mon, 13 May 2013 05:14:39 -0500

hellyeahscarleteen:

Sometimes people have a hard time understanding what a happy relationship between two people who obvs think the other is awesome looks like.

We think this is one great (and holy bananas, so freaking hilarious) example.

lilinternetwarrior: olgie13: “This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon...

Mon, 13 May 2013 05:07:15 -0500

lilinternetwarrior:

olgie13:

“This gorgeous Hälssen & Lyon calendar is made of brewable tea. Each day is made of fine pressed wafer thin tea leaves.”

i don’t even drink tea but i’m seeing the face of god here

This is something that I need.